My 5-year-old never runs out of things to say, and as he grows older what he says only gets more comical. The Things Hayes Says is dedicated to all the times he makes me laugh out loud.
Me: “I bet you all the girls have a crush on you.”
Hayes: “Well, Abbey wants to marry me, but I don’t want to marry her.”
Me: “Why not?”
Hayes: “I like Nadia.”
Me: “Oh really, why?”
Hayes: “Because she’s quiet.”
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