My 5-year-old never runs out of things to say, and as he grows older what he says only gets more comical. The Things Hayes Says is dedicated to all the times he makes me laugh out loud.
Hayes: “I want to be a rockstar when I grow up!”
Me: “I thought you wanted to be an engineer.”
Hayes: “I do.”
Me: “So you want to do both?”
Hayes: “Yes. Some people have two jobs. Did you know that?”
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